christmasturbate:

all i require is constant attention and snacks 

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

frenums:

*makes pasta* i love to have a good time

tickatocka:

i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly

pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

unsparks:

my pet peeve is when someone ignores you

like if we have a problem then let’s fucking address it

You are the biggest hoe ever
Anonymous

ppolishprincess:

thank god im finally getting some recognition

comickit:

I’m not badass I’m sadass I cry about everything

bulletproof-hatred:

life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys

snapchat is horrible and stupid and i hate it

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti